Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Can't make this up!

Getting really bored I was checking out some stuff about Vedic astrology. Came across this forum and on one thread was this guy offering free horoscope readings....and here is a Gem from that thread!

SIR MY SISTER GET MARRIED AROUND 10 YEARS BEFORE AND STILL NOT HAPPY WITH THIRE LIFE,SHE ALWAYS IN TENSION HER DESIRE HAPPINESS AND LOVE, SATISFACTION FROM LIFE NEVER GET HER AFTER MARRIAGE.

WHAT WE DO SIR???

SIR SISTER HAS TWO GIRLS,THERE ANY CHANCE FOR BOY?IF YES NEED TO DONE ANY POOJA/UPPAY.

SIR SISTER ALWAYS SICK.(TENSION,PAIN IN BODY,ANGER,AND WEAKENS)

SIR ABOUT MY JIJA JI HE ALSO SEEK AND GOING WEEK DAY BY DAY.NOT CARING TOO MUCH MY SISTER,SIR FINICAL CONDITION ALSO NOT SO GOOD(SHOP MY SEALED IN DELHI SEALING )NOW WORKING WITH BROTHER IN HIS SHOP.WHEN HE ABLE GET HER SHOP,WHEN HIS FINICAL CONDITION IMPROVE.

ANY UPPAY AND REMEDIES FOR JIJA JI PLEASE.

SIR I KNOW YOUR TIME IS MORE PRECIOUS THEN ME BUT I WRITTEN THIS MAIL WITH LOTS OF HOPES PLEASE GIVE ME GUIDANCE SO I CAN HELP MY SISTER.

JAI MAT KI.

9 comments:

Bedazzled said...

OMG !!! this was good fun .. post more stuff from the site ..!! sister wants boy .. sister shud try again with husband !! ..but with the financil problems, sister should be content with alridy baarn girls ! ..about jija ji .. what to dooo .. gosh , there is material for a soap in this mail !!

avdi said...

You mean all these problems can be fixed? :D I feel like posting some of my own.

Bouncing-Bubble said...

maybe we can resist laughing at the language but not at what's posed as problems..lol

Vee said...

Awesome! I see you are doing a lot of constructive work. ;)

WhatsInAName said...

oh God so much of finical prablem everywhere ;-) What would we do without Gurujis hehe

Angel's Flight said...

Bedazzled,

I know! this just might be a prank!
hehehehehe..then the laugh is on us huh!

Ava

I know...I was thinking the same...My list is loooooooong...lol

BB,
If true then ya I kinda feel bad for the guy....but like bedazzled said it might be all just made up

Vee,

Yeah Yeah!

WITN,

Guruji ki jai ho!

Mama - Mia said...

oh well! i used to love reading sex guru that used to be printed in Mumbai mirror! hilarious stufff! when itw as esp funny i used to sms the whole Q and anwer to M under the title watsayana because the docs name was M.Watsa! :p

awesome stuff!

cheers!

abha

Angel's Flight said...

Abha,

U should post some when u come across them now:)

Cheers

Writer\'s Block said...

Oh please I beg you to post the link of that forum! I am having a rather boring weekend, i want to spice it up. Perhaps the astro waale uncle ji can tell me an uppay to do that. lol :)